The hunger emergency

Well... today was kind of interesting... in my quest to understand the quantum world... i forgot to eat my lunch... and what followed was at around 5pm... The world in front of my eyes began to spin...

At first.. i thght it was just too much computers... so i opened the window and stared at leaves (a superstition i learned from school that postulates that the wavelength of the green color on a plant was at the same frequency of the iris' resonant "healing" frequency..)

After 30 secs, it was still to no avail.. the world was still spinning... So thus I moved on to my second hypothesis... I was going to lose my 20/20 vision... Immediately I attempted to read the title of the books on my bookshelf with as little squinting as possible.. hoping that I wasn't going to have to resort to glasses... Thankfully... it wasn't it either...

Moving on to the 3rd hypothesis, which assumed that my body's inner balance system was in need of a reset.. I jumped straight into bed in hopes of stabilizing it... That didn't help either... I was completely out of ideas... There was only one thing left to do...

Consult the Gods...

And sure enough... in 2 seconds.. Holy Google gave me the answer..

The article stated that sudden continuous dizziness are mostly due to a lack of electrolytes, dehydration, or a lack of food... Though not exactly a proper diagnosis, I was desperate enough to try anything now..

I took a ate a few candy, drank gulps of water, and proceeded to Chipotle to get me a supersized burrito... hoping that Google was right...

And sure enough, 3 hours later.... Everything had been stabilized....
Ain't Google great?